Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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