Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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