No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
