i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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