Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We need to get me chipped asap
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize