two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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