Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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