threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Im part way to drunk.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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