he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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