so that wasnt chicken after all
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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