For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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