So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
