I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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