Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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