ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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