2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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