Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
