Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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