I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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