he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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