What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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