"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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