Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
