I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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