making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
