So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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