and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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