Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was confusing and full of hummus
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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