I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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