What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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