Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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