I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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