I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
