What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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