Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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