is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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