i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize
