I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
