id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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