Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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