she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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