I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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