I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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