seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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