I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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