Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You took a bar mat shot.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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