My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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