How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
love makes seman taste better
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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