Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize