I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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