we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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