That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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