matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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