your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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