help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
