spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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