I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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